For years, individuals from Eric Von Daniken to Graham Hancock have been preaching the message of ancient astronauts as the progenitors of all human society. A variety of recent archaeological discoveries are on the verge of proving these individuals right, and rewriting human history in a way never thought of by stogy old academics hiding their knowledge in their ivory tower.
The SW Hypothesis:
The Secret World, or SW, Hypothesis is based largely on the groundbreaking archaeological research of on G. Lucas. Mr. Lucas, who holds no degree in archaeology, and those who work with him have put forward a variety of theories which serve to explain a very complex human history. Their theory originated with discovery of the now well known Talpiot Tomb. Mr. Lucas has this to say on the tomb:
What so often goes unreported about the Talpiot Tomb is what was actually inside. The Israeli Antiquities Authority saw fit to hide the remains of a single individual found frozen in carbonite. The technology for such procedures could only have come from outer space, and is clear evidence to the presence of ancient astronauts in the earth’s past.
When I began publishing this theory, they saw fit to release a faked ‘James Ossuary’ and eventually to hire Simcha Jacobovici to create the myth of this ‘Jesus’ figure.This is simply a clear example of academic archaeologists wanting to hide the discoveries of us rough and tumble lay scholars, who are bringing forward the truth of ancient civilizations.
It is clear that we have been visited long ago by those from a galaxy far far away.
Lucas’ frequent coauthor L. O. Solo continues by saying:
It is clear that this ancient figure originally found in the Talpiot Tomb was in fact the original source for the frequent Ancient Near Eastern myth of a dying and rising god, seen from Tammuz to Jesus.
These scholars have pointed to further evidence, including the Mayan site of Tikal, which they posit was a copy of an origional model from the far off forest moon of Endor.
The SW Hypothesis also breaths new life into the now defunct Orion Correlation Theory that has been so popular among fringe archaeology. Lucas writes:
It is clear that the pyramids did not mirror the stars in Orion’s belt, such has been known for years. However, the SW Hypothesis clearly shows that they mirrored the positions of ancient space ships and a giant space station, all placed in geosynchronous orbit over the Nile River delta. All other theories can now finally be put to wrest.
Lucas and Solo have offered the adjacent illustration to compare the ancients’ planning to the position of the alien fleet.
Controversy:
The acceptance of the SW Hypothesis has been slow in coming, mainly do to the growing contributions of a competing ancient astronaut theory. This idea, known as the Mythos Theory, has been put forward mainly by the former architect A Derleth.
Derleth, had this to say:
My theory is based mostly on the interpretation of the famous book, the Necronomicon, which tells the true story of how alien forces secretly hide on earth, and how they were the first to introduce technology to man. One must only look to sites such as the great Atlantis or the now famous ruins off the coast of Japan to see evidence of their pseudopods’ influence on humanity.
Critics site that Derleth has yet to turn up archaeological evidence to support his finds, other than the highly contested ruins. He simply replies by stating:
Clearly one cannot argue with the dramatic sales of my books, or my recent victory over the terrible BBC in a court case discussing the validity of my work. Anyone who argues against my work is simply too stuck in a past paradigm, and is fighting against an impending shift.
As further evidence, Derleth notes the world wide worship of the Pastafarian deity, the flying spaghetti monster, whose appendages are clearly a remembrance of horrors from the stars, and the secret cephalopod faith of Dr. PZ Myers. However, nay sayers have noted that both of these are explainable by the SW Hypothesis and Admiral Akbar.
Conclusion:
It’s quite clear that these are two robust theories, and that the archaeological world can no longer ignore the presence of ancient astronauts in earth’s history. The question of the origin of conmplex civilizations, religion, writing, and agriculture are all made clear by both theories, as well as many of the questions concerning ancient mysteries such as the pyramids and Atlantis. The only question that remains, is which history, the SW hypothesis or the Mythos Theory, will end up the final answer to tie up all the loose holes of history.
Filed under: Ancient Super Cultures | Tagged: Ancient Astronauts, April Fools, Archaeoporn, Cthulhu, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Star Wars
Finally, solid proof that we have been visited before. And not just by Elvis.
I really enjoyed this site. My 15 year old son was watching Star Wars (the first one that is now #4) and I told him that the exterior shots of the last scene were filmed in Tikal, a place I have visited. I Googled Tikal to show him and found this website. What a hoot!
Thanks!